Makes Sense to Me

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Porn star Mary Carey said on Monday she was dropping out of the California governor's race to be with her injured mother, who has been hospitalized in Florida since jumping off a four-story building last month.
gee . . . I wonder why her mom jumped off a building . . .
The porn star said she had not abandoned her political ambitions and was considering a move to Florida, to be near her mother and possibly run against Gov. Jeb Bush.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Moving to be with your mom is fine, but do you actually think a state full of retirees is going to vote for a pornstar? Of course, they'd probably have a collective heart-attack hearing that you were even considering it, so you might have a chance after that.