Why Slow and Steady Wins the Race in Social Media

A lot of the times, new business pop up and their owners are so excited about this new venture that they think they need to see quick growth on social media. This mindset may lead them to make some rash decisions such as buying followers or spending too much on ads. And it may look impressive to investors to have gained over 1,000 followers in under a month, but savvy investors know there's more to it than that. And the day-to-day consumer probably won't even pay attention.

Let's get this out of the way right at the front: Do not buy followers. No one knows for sure, but it's estimated that about 15% of social media accounts are bots. That's 15% of about 3 billion. So, if you had every bot on Twitter following you, it would bring your follower count up to about 450 million. Sounds impressive, right? It does right up until you realize that bots aren't buying your products or telling any real people about you. You could make the case that the high number of foll…

Star Trek: Asterisk "Hatchery"

Vital Information
Series: Enterprise
Episode: S03E17
Air Date: February 25, 2004
Written by: AndrĂ© Bormanis
Directed by: Michael Grossman

Premise
Archer goes crazy and tries to protect a hatchery full of Xindi bugs.

Review
I'll make this brief because as soon as a Xindi Insectoid egg spits on Archer you can pretty much write the rest of the episode yourself and come up with something a lot more interesting than what actually happens. It starts off interestingly enough. They find a Xindi Insectoid ship crashed on a random uninhabited planet. A chance to check out a weird alien insectoid race, right? We'll see about that...

When they go down to check it out, they find that the Xindi Insectoid crew are all dead and that they have a hatchery on board. When Archer checks out the hatchery, one of the eggs spits on him, and everyone ignores it in the stereotypical way that characters do when something is supposed to be significant later on.
You appear to have a mild plot device on your face, but you'll be fine.
When Phlox examines the Xindi Insectoids, he finds that they don't have genders. Instead, they gather biological information from other species and use that information to make more of themselves. Meanwhile, Archer commands Trip to fix the power on the Xindi ship so the Xindi eggs don't die. When Trip objects, Archer insists that it's very important that his babies live. And still no one has any idea what's going on.

Later on, a Xindi Insectoid ship comes in range and Reed fires at it. Archer takes a break from working in the hatchery to see what was going on and yells at Reed for killing the only people who might be able to save his bug babies. Archer posts MACOs to guard the hatchery and replaces Reed with Hayes and that's when T'Pol starts to suspect something is wrong. She bluntly refuses to follow one of Archer's orders and Archer consequently puts her off duty and sends her to her quarters.

Well, now Archer is all kinds of crazy, so Trip and Reed organize an insurrection. They stealthily get past the MACOs (who, apparently, are only able to do as they're ordered), and break T'Pol out of her quarters and find Archer in the hatchery. They confront him about how crazy he's being, but all he can do is pet and care for his little bug babies. Phase pistol set to stun, Trip fires at Archer. AND IT'S AS EASY AS THAT.
Oh, boy.
Back on Enterprise, Archer is put through the main scanning chamber in sickbay, and Phlox discovers that the captain had been "reverse-imprinted" with the Xindi eggs by the egg spit. Subconsciously, he had been caring for the Xindi babies to the exclusion of everything else. Phlox is able to reverse the effect, and they continue on to Azati Prime. And they all lived happily ever after and learned a valuable lesson about MACOs being mindless zombies.

Overall Thoughts
Skip it. For real. Don't give this one any thought. Completely worthless.

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