Hey you guys.
We did a podcast, where we watch Star Trek and stuff. It's called Star Trek: Asterisk. I bet... I bet you'll like it.
So it's Steve and I... *hiccup* ...and we're watching The Original Series. Three episodes, even: "By Any Other Name", "The Omega Glory", and "The Ultimate Computer". You should- you should go listen to it over here.
*takes another shot of whiskey*
Hey. Steve's gonna write reviews of the episodes. They're gonna be really funny. So you should read those. Then, we're gonna do another part of the podcast after we sober up some, and post it, too. And you should call us. You can ask us Star Trek questions or comments about the show. Oh, and you can listen to it live! It's great! Alright, I think that's it for now. I'm gonna go take this to...
*falls over and passes out*