Series: The Next Generation
Air Date: July 10, 1989
Written by: David Kemper
Directed by: Robert Scheerer
Sirna Kolrami comes on board the Enterprise to oversee war games and basically insult everyone's intelligence.
Picard thinks that, because there are Borg now, the Enterprise should be prepared for battle, so he's bringing on board Sirna Kolrami, a Zakdorn who is known, along with his entire race, for his strategic skill. Kolrami is going to initiate a battle simulation using the USS Hathaway which is an 80-year-old derelict ship. Picard will assign a member of his crew as captain of the Hathaway and this captain will have two days to make repairs before the games begin. Picard has chosen Riker, and Kolrami is not very excited about this.
So Picard gives Riker command of the Hathaway and gives him his choice of crew, except for Data who will act as first officer of the Enterprise while Riker is away. Riker choose Worf and Geordi, asks permission to bring Wesley on board to observe, and then he does the unthinkable. Kolrami is a level three master at the video game Strategema. Riker challenges him to a game. Not because he thinks he can win, or even that he has a chance, but just for the honor of playing a level three master. While some of the rest of the crew watch, Riker loses after playing only 23 moves, but during the course of the game, Pulaski is inspired to play with her toy robot some more. She thinks Data should play against Kolrami because he'll win and knock Kolrami down a few pegs.
|Stop messin' with my boy, yo.|
Meanwhile, Data is having an intelligence crisis and Pulaski and Troi are doing everything they can to boost his confidence. Turns out, all they can do is not enough, so they approach Picard about the problem. He goes to Data's quarters and assures him that it's possible for him to do everything correctly and still lose. This giving Data the confidence he needed, he abandons his diagnostics and continues his duties as first officer. LET THE WAR GAMES BEGIN! Picard starts off with an easy maneuver that's meant to simply find out what Riker is up to. But Worf has an ace up his sleeve. He hacks into the security scanners of the Enterprise and makes it look like a Romulan ship is behind them.
|A very convincing illusion.|
Picard hails Riker and Riker reveals that they'd gained some warp capability, so that gives Picard an idea. He hails the Ferengi again and says that the ship is theirs with which to do as they please. So he fires on the Hathaway, and at the same instant, the Hathaway warps away. To the Ferengi, it looks like the ship was destroyed. Angry at this, they begin to fire on the Enterprise, but then their security scanners show another Federation starship is coming. Another one of Worf's shadows, but they don't know that and they warp away to avoid the conflict.
|Scourge of the Alpha Quadrant, everyone.|
I like seeing sniveling bureaucrats get shown up and frustrated and Kolrami is about as sniveling as they come. I also love it when a plan comes together. Brilliant strategies mixed with last-minute improvisations executed by quick minds; this is everything a good battle story should be about. High marks to this episode, for sure!