So, sit back, relax and if you think you're getting a message from the devil, just remember the Cardassians are your friends, and they would never allow you to believe one of your ambassadors (who was actually a spy) had died in a transporter accident. (Or would they?)
After you're done here, go pick up my short story, "Dark Matter". It's just 99 cents and it's a romping good read, according to the credible source in my head.
Press Play and enjoy!