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Green Onion: Graphic Designers Outraged at Starbucks's Minimalistic Holiday Cup Design

Green Onion: Local Man Uses Social Media to Update Friends on Progress and Quality of Day

Green Onion: Duck Sues Disney World for Performance Income

Green Onion: Local Man Declines to Look at What He Stepped On

Green Onion: Local Man Unable to Decide How to Address Women

Green Onion: The Top 5 Most Highly Anticipated Movies According to This Guy

9 Things You Already Knew About Star Wars

Green Onion: Man Proposes Conspiracy to Withhold Satisfaction from Complainers

Green Onion: Local Karaoke Singer Forgets Words to "Sweet Caroline"

Green Onion: Idiot Journalist Completely Misrepresents Google Restructuring

Green Onion: Local Woman Asks for Juicy Details of Best Friend's Breakup

Green Onion: Man Keeps Lights Off While Girlfriend Away

Spock is Not Dead

Variables Make Life Work

The Kirk vs. Picard Conundrum