1. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father
Did you know that Luke almost died in this frozen wasteland? That's kind of an important part of the plot.
3. Everyone Hates Jar Jar Binks
Everyone except for children, that is. Which is basically the same way everyone feels about the entire prequel trilogy. Lucas ruined prequels for everyone. Except children.
4. There's a New One Coming Out
Aren't you so excited about this one!? What do you think this bad guy is gonna be like? Is he gonna cut his own hand off with that lightsaber?
5. Yoda is Actually a Puppet in the Original Trilogy
And the guy who does his voice is the same guy who does Gonzo and Grover and Miss Piggy.
6. Star Wars Fans Have a Rivalry with Trekkies for Some Reason
Stop it. Just stop it. Can't we all live in galactic peace and harmony? Why does everything have to be a war?
7. Boba Fett is a Badass
And the thing he's most remembered for is being beat up and thrown into the Sarlaac pit.
8. The Star Wars Universe Includes Books and Video Games
Also, most of them no longer have any bearing on the Star Wars story at large. Well done, valiant authors!
9. Star Wars is Owned By Disney Now
It used to be that the franchise was not owned by a gigantic, sprawling empire that proudly features a huge, metallic globe in its property.